Slow Club

oh hey these guys.

The world is not enough….

thelemongrove:

St. Vincent

Photographed by Brantley Gutierrez

holy shit. Beautiful. 

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I CAN BARELY KEEP MY EYES OPEN. SOMETIMES I THINK MY SICK DANCE MOVES AND DEVASTATING ONE-LINERS WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME.

ROUGH NIGHT AT THE CLUB?

EVERY NIGHT. I’M LIKE THE UNHOLY LOVE CHILD OF USHER AND BILL HICKS.

I UPDATED ALL MY SOCIAL NETWORKING SITES AND WROTE 42 PAGES OF STEAMY FANFICTION SO I’M FAIRLY TUCKERED OUT MYSELF.

YOU WANT TO JUST ORDER IN AND WATCH FASSBENDER’S PENIS?

DO YOU MEAN SHAME STARRING MICHAEL FASSBENDER?

THAT’S WHAT I SAID.

something-quiet:

Courtesy of this facebook page. So excellent.

I will reblog this forever

As you all know my birthday is this Wednesday so I have prepared an unrealiztic list of things I want for my birthday, because I’m a goddamned grown up:

1) A new MacBook Pro. 
2) All expense paid trip to Figi for me and a friend.
3) An Alpaca
4) A tiny kitten to be named Al Sharpton.
5) A vacation for my BF.
6) A permanent place to live. 
7) The powers that be to stop trying to screw me.
8) Enough money to pay all of my bills in one month.
9) A dinner cooking robot.
10) The distinct pleasure of not having to work ever again. 
11) Everyone in my life to be happy for and with each other.

all together now AWW

animalstalkinginallcaps:

GOOD MORNING. I HOPE YOU’RE NOT ALARMED BUT MY LOVE FOR YOU HAS BEGUN TO MANIFEST AS A SMALL CLOUD OF SLIGHTLY DIFFUSED LIGHTS THAT HOVER IN THE AIR ABOUT MY BODY. IT APPEARS THEY WILL DANCE WHEN YOU OPEN A TIN OF WHISKAS.

… WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE MY LOVE LIGHTS DANCE?

I thought this was just college.

did-you-kno:

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